Dirty Clean Supplements Presents
CHEETAH BLOOD PRE
You know it's bad for you.
We know it's bad for you.
Take it anyway.
Warning: This product contains stimulant levels your cardiologist would describe as “a conversation we need to have.” You’re an adult. We trust you. Sort of.
DROP
🐆 Dirty Clean Supplements 🐆
CHEETAH
BLOOD
$59
400g · 30 servings · 300mg caffeine
🛒 Add to CartFree shipping $100+ · Probably fine · Consult a doctor*
The Formula
BUILT FOR ANIMALS.
SOLD TO PEOPLE.
We took everything that makes a supplement work and added more of it. Then we looked at the serving size recommendation and made it a suggestion.
Cheetah Blood hits in 12 minutes. Your neighbors will know when it's working.
Meet Our Mascot
MEET
CHAZ.
Chaz runs 70mph and then takes pre-workout. No one knows why. That’s the brand.
Our Youngest Fan
MEET
SPARKY.
AGE 9.
Sparky doesn’t take Cheetah Blood.
He’s nine years old. He drinks juice.
But he wears the cape. He does the stunts.
He refuses to wear a helmet.
(His mom makes him. He takes it off immediately.)
WE ARE NOT YOUR FRIEND.
We are not here to tell you this is safe, healthy, or doctor-approved.
We are here to sell you the most aggressive pre-workout on the market
and let you decide what to do with it.
That’s it. That’s the whole company.
— Dirty Clean Supplements
What’s Actually In It
THE FORMULA
Caffeine Anhydrous
300mg
Full clinical dose. Two cups of coffee is your warm-up. Your hands might shake a little. That’s normal. Probably.
L-Citrulline
6g
Maximum pump dosing. Your veins will look like a road map. You’ve been warned. Buy a tighter shirt.
Beta-Alanine
3.2g
Yes, you’ll tingle. No, that’s not a side effect — that’s it working. Embrace the pins and needles.
Alpha GPC
300mg
Focus so sharp it’s almost offensive. You’ll be locked in for hours. Cancel your plans.
From the Survivors
CUSTOMER REVIEWS
“I took one scoop and PR’d my deadlift by 40lbs. I also haven’t slept since Tuesday. 10/10 no notes.”
“The tingling lasted 3 hours. My wife thought I was having an episode. I was not. I was just peaking.”
“Taking half a scoop because I value my heart. Still the best pre I’ve ever had. Wild product.”
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*These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. Not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Please don’t sue us.